The Bachelorette {episode 2}

- planned car stranding? oooh no! nobody can save them! just a helicopter hovering and camera crew in the car.
- oop. taxi.... i thought they were gonna see if he could prove his man-ish mechanic skills.
- really, did you have to go and visit tourists and give autographs...so lame
- i'm not a fan of rated -r but seriously, get off the "he's not here for ali" train. boring. girlish.
- what is with all the running and jumping on all the guys like she is a monkey...it's as annoying as Jason running and tackling his son
- poor rated-r -just hopping along on the beach and ali yelling "you ok back there"
- real bad. less nasty with the beach curl but still vienna-ish.
- is the weatherman gay?
- they could have slung ali in a more flattering swimsuit...
- "i don't have a huge pfffffthth"? is that another word for his dingle dangle?
- the hair, the sweater, the cigar, the drink.. stupid.
- why did they make some guys go euro ? and other dudes got to wear pants?!
- i'm bored of the 3 chord guitar players, so utah boys...lame
- what's with the guys and necklaces, that was always a no-no on my list
- hate weathermans white jacket and black v-neck...are you sure you're not gay?
- ali's black zip-up dress. very 90's hooker and your hair looks horrible!
- love when they say "i wanted to... " or " i planned..." as if the bachelor/ette actually had ANY say in their dates.
- i hate when they just kiss every one of them so fast!
- she wearing the same dress only cut off? that is lame!
- congrats, bach casting! you've bagged the biggest bunch of nuts i've ever seen on bachelorette! They are all lame, where are all the "hot, fun guys"