The Bachelor - Episode 1

1. I do think ben is very funny and has cute style, but not a good bachelor…bring new people on please

2. A piano player…girls are going to eat this guy up. Love how they made the song a theme

3. Blah blah blah…we have all seen last season, let’s not talk about this again. I wish they would just hurry and introduce all the new drama and crazy girls!

4. Thanks for Lindsay and her horse metaphors!

5. Amber T…scary, don’t want to mess with her and her balls

6. Kacie – she seems cute and normal maybe…oh no…holding up a heart!

7. Courtney – a model…really? She doesn’t impress me

8. Jamie – love her cause she is a labor nurse..they are my fav! Daddy issues and major baggage, same as Ben

9. Lyndsie – looks like she fits in Ariona with that bleach hair

10. Jenna – so she thinks she is carrie bradshaw? Some shots of her were really horrible like from under her looking up…yuck!

11. What is with all these girls wearing 5 lbs of makeup…it looks gross!

12. Shawn – another Arizona blonde. Of course a single mom, wouldn’t be the bachelor without one

13. Nicki – another divorcee of course. She looks like the girl that used to be on the bachelor with Jason…remember her?

14. Humming birds, rainbows…lots of dad looking down on men on the bachelor/bachelorette

15. Rachel – 27, sales rep, pretty dress, seems so cute, hate her teeth so much!

16. Erika – 23, law student…being guilty…you are guilty of being lame. Slutty ugly dress

17. amber – 23, labor delivery nurse..sample of bacon. Nasty! Weird face, too tan

18. elyse – 23, personal trainer, seemed normal looks kinda like snooku

19. jenna, blogger, 27 pretty dress, seems nice, akward ending…she is going to be crazy

20. Courtney, 28, model. She is very confident, he likes her

21. Emily, phd, 28. Wow…very brave.

22. Samantha, 26. Miss pacific palicades. Gross hair, how did you manage that?

23. Casey, 26, training clerk. Nasty dress and shoes. She is pretty.

24. Amber, 29, critical care nurse. Wow, way to make an impression with that line

25. Holly, 34, sales rep. get rid of the hat. Wouldn’t know that women there are all gorgeous

26. Jamie, 25, nurse. Al these girls could do teeth whitening commercias

27. Shira, actress. No age…gross. She looks like she is anorexic. That was lame

28. Blakeley, 34, bartender. Love the name. she is southern without an accent

29. Sheryl, 72. I would be pissed if she took up one of the places. Brittney, 26. How cute, but a little weird. Smart though because is he really going to get rid of grandma?

30. Nicki, 26, dental hygiene. Very pretty. True that this season has lots of pretty brunettes

31. dianna, 30. Non profit. Gross dress. Totally awkward.

32. Jennifer, 28, accountant. Liked the numbers chat. Blue was a good dress for her

33. Lyndise- gross dress. Great accent. That was your hairdo?

34. Anna, 25, student. Did she really do that? I would kick her off for walking past without saying anything

35. Monica, 25, dental consultant. Love her dress. Lame statement

36. Jaclyn, red bottomshoes…love, but weird face! Totally creepy!

37. Shawn, yucky dress, did she really slug his arm?

38. Kacie, always love a sparkly dress

39. Horse girl…that is an entrance lindzi, 26 did really well with that one. I think I like her most

40. Girls are crazy aggressive

41. Rachel, really left a job for a man? Is that just a guilt trip to get a rose

42. Nicki really loves him already. She is really cute. Why do girls keep things?

43. Lindzi, cute about the making your own wine. I like her too

44. You don’t really get one on one time using grandma. Thanks for her introducing Brittney

45. Thanks ben for the awkward monkey clap when chris brought the first impression rose!

46. Key to the heart…just like kacey…nasty

47. Really feeding candy blindfolded? What is the point of that. A hot tamale is hard?

48. Emily is a gangster and an epidimeologist. I wonder if she is more germaphobe then my hubby and mother in law? She is pretty, but seems catty

49. Jenna is crazy.

50. Monica - Purple drss has a great cackle

51. Lesbian thing going on? Is she totally drunk. That is so weird. Blackley seems weirded out.

52. All these trailers for the vow! I have been waiting 5 months for it…it’s almost here! When did February become a month away? Will need a huge box of tissues for that movie!

53. Why is jenna going crazy? Why cant she move on about that? Who cares?

54. Why is Rachel getting involved? That is so dumb. You don’t like conflict but you are getting involved? Mediating?

55. I hope jenna goes home tonight, but she will probably stay to add something . share a tampon sometime? Really, did you say that?

56. They both must be hammered!!! Neither are classy!

57. Ugh, I would hate dealing with that first time meeting girls when I was just trying to get the guy!

58. Jenna keeps making scary faces like she is about to break down. If I was ben I would send her home because on the first night its like this…its going to get WAY worse! You are a mess, a hot mess!!!

59. You only got hurt by another girl jenna, not even by ben! Geeze!

60. Amber, I think if my husband was on this show and heard what you liked to do, he would have just taken you and married you if that makes you feel better

61. holy drama this season. what is with someone coming in mid season. his ex is ugly. he aint gunna pick her! i am excited for all the craziness comin this season!

The Bachelorette {episode 9}

• why ryan...it was obvious she wasn't interested the first time
• ashley, why didn't you wear makeup on your nightdate with ben...step it up
• since they have already spent the night, hasn't he already shown you everything?
• at least Ben didn't drop ashley while carrying her out of the pool...really did that just happen?
• Constantine, you had a few days off...why didn't you get your hair cut?
• he seems more excited by the date then by her
• oh there goes the leap of faith comment...happens every time
• wow, after all of it...he just told her just now after she kinda had to force it out of him
• man, a lot of guys just don't feel it with her. I wonder what we miss behind the scenes
• ryan, she came to you because she was rejected by constantine...
• Rejected 2x's now...please don't be the next bachelor!!!
• jean shorts with cuts in the side...awesome!
• I can't tell if JP or Ben will be the winner
• JP knows this is the fantasy suite card, it was obvious with the blushing and that smile when she gave him the card...kid in a candy shop!
• thanks for her outfit change...barf
• i have never fast forwarded through a season...till this season. All I do is fast forward through the lame talking
• what is the point of the ceremony when they both get them
• self esteem issues big time ash
• oh no, her family
• should be an interested men tell all, im kinda over this season!

The Bachelorette {week 5}

• Her and wine man...that would be a fun date!
• The boxing date, that is so lame. Ames...suck it up, at least he will get another week
• William is a duche and do that to Ben and say it wasn't "vengeance"
• Dumb for ashley to just believe that especially after Ben said that wasn't true!
• I never liked William, especially after he tried to pursue his career and hurt her. She just isn't a very smart girl in how she does that and how she trusts the mean boys.
• HAHA 30 year old boy, she did something right!
• She is SOOO insecure!
• GET OVER BENTLEY, you are making me not interested in this show more and more
• How do you need closure over a guy you didn't even know?!
• Whoever she picked in the end is going to feel sucky when they see that if Bentley had stayed she would have chosen him for sure
• Obvious that Nick would be going home soon, that is what happens when you highlight your hair and think a soul patch is cool
• saw the preview for next week...ashley you are the dumbest girl yet

The Bachelorette {week 4}

• stop talking about Bentley...vomit
• as if she really plans the dates her self with some navigator, way to try to fool us ABC!
• I want to go on a second/third date in Pucket Thailand
• Why do they now ask strangers marriage advice every season? The advice is always obvious!
• Really Constantine and chemistry in one sentence...
• "Let's just run"...no words
• Connecting with you in ways that are normal...Thailand is normal for a first date?
• He needs some serious oil pads to wipe your shiny face
• Hopeless to hopeful, glad to hear it!
• J.P. didn't realize that this show is all about making out with all the contestants?
• love that they think she planned the service project and like her more because of it!
• they aren't messing around because they want to show off for her!
• Ryan sure is bossy, or are the guys slackers?
• JP dropping Ashley...priceless and real life
• Ames got a 1 on 1 date?!
• How many times does Ashley fix her bangs every episode!
• ames front curls kill me
• love that ashley doesn't paddle and sits like she is posing on the kayak for a photoshoot!
• For moving on from Bentley, you sure talk about him A LOT!
• Her rose ceremony outfit looks very dancing with the starsish
• Lucas, did you fight for your wife? You didn't seem to answer some of her questions about falling out of love with your wife and how to stop that
• West and his wife, has anyone else read the real story to her death...sad!
• why did Blake feel he needed to talk to Ryan about the Ryan issue? You seem like such a jerk
• "I'm freakin happy a lot"
• Some girls like a guy that has that kind of zest for life...not me...but there are some girls who like a guy with a "lot of love in their chest"
• fast forward the interview with chris..blah blah blah
• I'm surprised West went home, thought it would have been someone like Nick
• Cheng Mai...they all acted like they have been there before and knew what she was talking about!
• Is it a new thing for people to always come back...so lame now...

The Bachelorette {episode 2}

- Why does Ashley have to go out and do all these things with her fans and be so publicized?

- Let's go back old school with the show where they used to do semi normal dates!

- Ben ain't a bad dancer! I like that he also sings a long with the songs

- Ben with your bubble talk and talking like a speed racer...unrealistic!!!

- Jeff, I'm glad you realized that looks are important and you won't get anywhere till you take that mask off! way to make your point ;)

- Thanks for fixing your hair and then saying "hi, I'm jeff" ...go home!

- Really william, pretending to get married and having dinner infront of thousands of people, that was your best first date?

- Jeff, you are funny?

- Blakes roast was good, Ryan...not funny, william...go home you jerk; obviously getting a job was more important!

- At least if Ryan isn't funny, he made her feel so much better. Sweet guy!

- If Ashley was going to tell Bentley about what Michelle said...just come out and say it all.

- Stupid Ashley, you should always trust your girlfriends over some guy

- Bentley, why don't you just be honest...everyone is going to find out you big penis!

- And yes, it was done...wes did it to Julianne

- Wow, how is this kid going to get a date after this?! Any girl who ever dates him will be the stupidest girl in my opinion. His poor ex wife is probably beating herself for ever liking him! I can't believe he used his daughter as an excuse and lied about her. I think that is so horrible!

- Fast forward, fast forward...all this crying...ashley, i like you less

- Did Ashley match her glasses to her pj's? She looked like a wreck still over B.

- J.P. is kinda adorable in a weird way

- What is her rose ceremony outfit...to flashy!

- I'm glad Chris tried to talk some sense into Ashley

- Jeff, we knew you wouldn't make it. Chris, I didn't even know your name...nough said!

- I still don't have any top ones who I absolutely adore most. I'm going to say Blake and JP...but I just don't know

The Bachelorette {episode 1)

Wow, are they running out of guys for this show? Cause I just felt like there were no really great ones, and some seem gay. I knew there were lots of cheesy guys in Utah, but I can't believe how many made it on this show!

Ashley does look SO MUCH BETTER with a darker color hair, a great tan and some good bangs, oh honey...you NEEDED those! I did love her dress, it was fabulous! Who knew she taught dance. What was with all those belly shirts and shoulder shirts!? How does she have time for dental school, teaching dance and everything else? Thanks for all the dance moves and hip shaking. So funny!

William: 30 year old "boy" who wears the watch that stopped when his alcoholic dad alcoholic died. Baggage? I think so!

West: What a sad story. I feel like those will be big shoes to fill after losing his wife of 7 years.

Ryan: How many times are you going to talk about your 600 employees and making the world better? He seems like he could be the next bachelor? Cute though, but it killed me when he made a heart in the sun...

Nick: Really, bleached hair and a soul patch? Go home!

Mickey: I like the dark hair, bright eyes combo. But you are too pretty with your tan, HUGE dimples and SUPER white teeth.

Lucas: You seem sweet and shy and sincere. I think you have a good chance and will probably be a front runner.

Jeff: The whole mask idea, creative, but you are probably ugly. And it's creepy that you never seem to take it off. Get over yourself. I think you are going to cause some drama!

J.P.: she seems to like him, but eh...he isn't cute, the jacket he wore when the did a few min. on him in new york made him look like he belonged in the matrix.

Blake: a dentist too. You have big teeth, but I think you are adorable. But your pic above with your shirt open...silly!

Bentley: I have a ton of words that start with D besides dirt bag that I would like to use on you. Funny, that obviously it was Michelle who told Ashley about you. Funny that I knew you, your ex wife, knew your friends and you were all cocky and so lame. Poor Ashley for falling for your tricks. Going to be lots of drama. Did anyone watch Ashley on Jimmy Kimmel after the Bachelorette and the piece they showed of him...horrible!

Ames: OVER ACHIEVER and obviously too much time on your hands.

Plus you look totally creepy.

Poor Ashley...I would want a do-over!

The Bachelor {episode 11}

• Brad what is with so many layers, and of the same colors?
• I need to put Cape Town, South Africa on my list of places I need to go! So gorgeous!
• So cute how choked up he is seeing his family, obviously they are all really close
• I like when he said he would propose, his family was so excited. They just want him finally married off!
• What is Chantal wearing with the white lace tank under? You thought that was the best idea to meet the family in? Not the best look for her body.
  
• Why has she not been dieting? She is on national TV and Brad's body is rockin...so is Em's
• Didn't she jump into marriage the first time, maybe she should slow down a little and date before she marries Brad right away.
• She is really good with his family though.
• I love how he jumped up when the doorbell rang for Emily, obviously excited to see her!
• Of course her outfit is adorable
• Emily is so cute with the family. Love all the "y'all"
• Did Brad just defend Chantal against Emily when the fam was talking, oh please!
• I love that the family realized the Emily is so "poised" and that they obviously love her. How can you not love a classy southern gal
• Chantal what are you wearing? Those shorts are way to tiny for you!
• She walks like she has something up her behind.
• threats that she better get a ring at the end of this. She keeps giving lots of hints that it "better" go to her
• Another fear/jump in/adventure metaphor for a relationship...i hate those
• Shark diving is not scary at all, and there was only 1 shark. I've done it with 4 people in a tight spot and there were tons of sharks!
• What is with the homemade gifts, who started this tradition?
• You traveled the world for him and no one else...don't you think it's because ABC paid for all the traveling and all your exciting dates?
• "I made myself cry"...really?!??!!!
• They kiss so weird
• Really Greys Anatomy is going to have singing? This is not glee
• Emily looks adorable, but a bad choice for a windy day!
• She doesn't seem amazed by Cape Hope and flying
• I love how they hold hands and kiss each others hands and are really all over each other in a sweet way
• don't get her hopes up by continually telling her how much your family loved her
• He seems so nervous on their evening date
• His speech brought tears to my eyes, that is the sweetest speech I have ever heard!
• Why couldn't she just kiss him and tell him how much it means to her instead of "it's not always fun"
• Hello there, of course there will be surprises
• She seems like she is pushing him away on purpose
• I'm sure he realizes what it is like sometimes, he does have nieces and nephews and I'm sure heard a lot from them
• I wonder what she gave him in that bag
• Did she wear makeup to bed? Fake wake up for sure
• Hey Boobs Mcgee, pull your tank up!
• Ugh, your ankle heart tat, you think you could afford to have it removed
• I hate all the talking from Brad, Emily and Chantal on their feelings...we have heard these a million times over the course of 6 weeks
• He isn't going to go running on the beach topless, that is a first in bachelor history
• Thanks for Neil Lang always having a talk, like he really cares about what is going on. He just wants to make money and get free advertising
• Do both girls really have journals they write in? I thought that was just a Mormon thing.
• Chantals dress is pretty, but it's too dramatic for the day..she looks like she is singing in the opera. Is this the first black dress worn for final rose?
• LOVE EM's dress! How gorgeous is that!
• No last minute videos with the last chance to declare your love and change his mind? First time
• Brads speech to Chantal sounded like she was the one
• Stop telling her that your feelings for someone else were stronger!
• Stop asking her if she is ok, and asking if she has anything she wants to say. She just got rejected on national TV!
• Oh hun, your dress strap out the side, didn't you check that in the mirror?
• I feel bad for her even though I'm so excited that em has won
• Don't they ever have tissues in the limos for them!
• Oh Honey, you are only 28, you have plenty of time to find love
• Dumbest fancy feast commercial I have ever seen! What man would build a room for a cat?
• How excited is Brad to see Emily!
• "not the first time you've taken my breath away" how sweet!!
• BEST BACHELOR PROPOSAL EVER!
• They are so cute, yep...totally cried!
• Wow, chantal's hair looks amazing on the after the final rose
• Why does chantal have to ask those Questions to Brad. She just seems pathetic and desperate. He loved someone else, get over it.
• Is chantal really happy? After she just looked desperate and was sobbing over Brad. She is happy with a new guy? Ya right!
• That man is obviously a rebound found in a bar!
• How many times during this show was Brad said "I've always been honest with you" with everyone!
• Brad and Emily have already broken up once and changed their wedding date...not hopeful
• If they are engaged where is the ring?
• I do think she is smart waiting on marriage and dating in the real world for awhile...realistic and logical
• She is really insecure. She won, why should she care how he was on the show. It was obvious he always liked her way more than any other girl
• I love her hair color now way more!
• Wow, she just keeps calling him out left and right!
• I can't believe she just announced that he has a bad temper
• How does she not know how to give, she is a mother...that is all you do
• Three couples out of like 16, who cares about their advice
• Jason & Molly - I don't like either of you at all...but molly your dress is pretty
• Trista & Ryan - wow, 7 years...way to go! Ryan has a lot of good things to say
  
• Roberto & Ali - love roberto and what he had to say
• I can't believe Trista said "so you can follow in our footsteps", really?
• Oh, Brad got the ring sized...sweet
• After the final rose, I give them 1 month

What did you think?

The Bachelor {episode 10}

• Ashley looks SOOO much better with a. brown hair b. BANGS!!! c. red lips, lined outside her lips cause she had the smallest lips I have ever seen!
• Michelle = Fake, she really was milking it...geeze how many more times could she say "I left my daughter", you obviously didn't care about her when you were having an affair with a married man, or left your hubby for an acting career!
• Melissa and Racheli (or however the heck you spell it), no, neither one of you would have made it farther than you did. He did not care for either of you. You are both crazy, get over it!
• Lisa and Marissa...wow, you spoke more on this episode and got more airtime than you did on all the episodes you were on!
• Ashley (nanny), love your longer hair...it really is gorgeous! Your whinney voice is irritating!
• Ashley's singing date, worst idea ever! I still cringe watching that!
• Ashley. Rule #1 you never act insecure, needy or desperate or share with the world why boys run away and how you are so sad.
• Jackie...wow...bitter!
• sometimes chris really drags it out longer than needs to be, and ask the dumbest questions!
• bachelor pad...heck yes!
• I wish they had a whole episode just on the outtakes, I feel like you would get to know the girls so much better that way!
• Stacey...no one even knew who you were, nor do any of us care
• Funny how many girls came back, but you can't remember them!
• how happy is brad! so cute! when they said "chantal or emily" he totally smiled bigger when they said emily's name!
• I'm glad that Ashley and Brad didn't draw it out! I hate when the girl goes "why me"!
• They didn't even talk to Shawntel?! What the?!
• SO EXCITED FOR NEXT WEEK!!!! What are the predictions?!

ps: loved watching it with my mom, dad and sister tonight! So much fun! It's been so good being in Cali!!!!

The Bachelor {episode 9}

• south africa, what an awesome location!
• brad really loves to wear lots of layers, like a jcrew model
• I love how they go to south africa and him and chantal look like they would be in a safari brochure
• chantal, you have always had horrible taste. those short shorts are no good for your thighs and that shirt does nothing for your midsection. Can't you afford someone to help you dress?
• What is with the chantal talk "even with wild hippos I feel safe" what about the man right to the left of the camera with the huge rifle loaded with bullets the size of texas...no?
• He is wearing tevas. That has always been a HUGE no date policy for me. why couldn't he at least wear keens (not much better, I realize that)
• a treehouse? I would want to rendevous there for a few hours and then would say "ok where is our real hotel room!" what if a lion attacked? do they have someone stationed below all night, listening...awkward!
• as always, emilys safari outfit is so perfect and adorable!!!
• wow, i just love them together!
• did he really pause when she asked him if he wanted a five year old? Sometimes I hate that I can't tell what was fully edited or not!
• Once again, love emily's night outfit! So chic!
• How cute, brad told her he was falling for her too! I almost cried! How can he not pick her, he breaks all the rules for her! If he lets her down, I'll kill him ;)
• Why did ashley wear flip flops on a safari? Ok, that would be my first instinct, but there is lots of dirt...that outfit is just not a good one overall.
• is she really surprised by the helicopter? don't they always do that?
• what is with facing fears? once again I hate how they always relate that to relationships!
• it's obvious that it's just not there anymore
• ugh, once again you are in dental school. and I'm pretty sure you will just have to start your 3rd year over. They don't let anyone just take a couple months off!
• Is she really not understanding his easy questions...what an idiot. I wouldn't want her working on my teeth!
• her eyebrows are a little chola
• why did he even invite her to the suite? does he really just want booty?
• this is the most awkward convo ever!
• I am so glad that no girls came out in trashy lingerie and closed the doors to the camera. That always made me barf!
• Chantal finally wore a dress that flatters her figure...took her long enough!
• ashley is a hot mess, I don't think she even cares she is going home. She def. knows that is where she is headed.
• What the heck is with ashleys heels? they are like grandma ballroom shoes! And with that dress?! sometimes her style amazes me!
• who wears a ponytail to a rose ceremony? obviously she knew she was headed home!
• some people want ashley to be the next bachelorette, I won't watch the show if she is. what an idiot.
• yes!!!!! it wouldn't be the bachelor without a bachelor/railing emotional lean shot!!
• can't wait for next week and the crazy ladies to come back!

The Bachelor {episode 6}

• i have decided that I would want to make it through this show, just for the fabulous vacations!
• I already looked up the Resort in Costa Rica, I sent it to James praying that he would take me there sOON!!
• Michelle wears the same purple tank every time she goes anywhere, get a new one! You are on National TV!
• Why do the girls only ever wear lounge clothes? Why wouldn't you want to look super cute knowing you are going to see Brad soon
• Poor brad and all the sweatiness that is happening with that shirt he is wearing! Good color, but you can see too much sweat happening
• Britt is wearing hearts AGAIN
• Chantal O's outfit for her date is not flattering for her stomach
• I of course think that these girls should wear makeup, but what is with the HEAVY HEAVY makeup! You are in the jungle and it's VERY humid...how about just a little blush and some waterproof mascara...they all look like they are going for miss america and it's gross!
• I want to do that zip line
• I hate how whenever they do a dangerous date they relate it to how a relationship works...who really thinks like that!
• Brad looks totally freaked out about going on the zip line, hilarious!
• Did the producers forget they were in the tropics and it rains A LOT! Wouldn't a tent be perfect for their picnic?
• Oh vomit, all he had was a white collar shirt?! Every guys favorite thing..and he didn't have any shorts she could wear either?
• I do like that even though he has had the opportunity to get crazy many times with many girls he really pulls back and shows some self control, unlike the Jillian and Ed scene that we are all still so scarred by!
• That was such a small waterfall to repel down, I would want more than just that!
• Did you notice that EVERYDAY Britt wore a top with hearts and jewelry with hearts...are you 12?!
• I can't believe how crazy Michelle is, and how she is a hitter!
• Why didn't Michelle or Emily wear a jacket? Too cool?
• Emily's suit is so adorable, poor thing should not have gone under water...that eye makeup was everywhere!!! Anyone ever heard of WATERPROOF?!
• Is Michelle having her own playboy photoshoot while she is laying on those rocks by herself?
• I don't get Brad's tattoo, but I wish it was fake, cause it's ugly and so HUGE!
• Ugh, Alli is so annoying and so dramatic "I'm going to throw up" really?!
• I'm thankful for Brad putting Michelle in her place, does he not get it. He really isn't thinking with his head at this point (surprise, surprise)
• I'm glad that he didn't give the rose out, maybe he has to call his therapist first and have him decide!
• Ugh, I would hate Alli's date, bats totally freak me out!
• How many times is Brad going to tell each girl how proud he is of her for conquering her fear? Is that now a pre-req to have some major fear?!
• Just because there are candles, doesn't make it romantic...that would be so uncomfortable and yuck down there!
• Alli is boring, and there is something about her that is just annoying.
• How did they get out here?
• That is the most awkward date ever! I can't believe she interrupted him as he was telling her off. How uncomfortable to tell him that you have strong feelings for him and love talking to him, and then he tells you he doesn't feel anything. Poor girl!
• It was awkward also since they never looked at each other. It was everywhere but!
• Did they have a braiding party at their house?
• What the heck is up with Michelle's front twist thing bang...horrible. I thought she was a hair stylist...so far, not impressed!
• ITs really annoying how dramatic the girls get when someone comes for luggage, as if they are surprised!
• Michelle is so annoying, once again! I like how everything she says about Chantal, she is!
• She is so controlling and manipulative, how does he not see this
• What is with Chantals dress, that is so ugly, and the material is horrible! She needs major help!
• I like how she really doesn't think she is crazy, and she thinks she listens well with Brad, but she doesn't at all. The reason she doesn't know him as well as she wishes, cause she always is talking about Chantal and controlling him. She never tries to talk about them and get to know him.
• Chantal is kinda becoming really annoying, who cares who said something to Brad, it wasn't your date, and you already have a rose!
• I really do like Brad and Shawntel, she is growing on me.
• Britts dress looks like a sprite commercial!
• It's obvious who is going home...no doubt about it
• Why do all the girls that get kicked off say "I always push away so I don't have to be vulnerable" does everyone have issues with getting close?!
• I'm so stoked for next week, is it monday night yet?!

The Bachelor {episode 2}

Ashley S, or as Brad calls "Ash". wow, you are so much a like! One dad comes and goes as he pleases and another dad is a druggie homeless man who she never talks to. That does mean you are meant for each other for sure. Thanks for being SO scared when walking to the carnival, really like he is going to take you somewhere scary in a tiny dress. And Ps: that dress did not fit you whatsoever in the chest area! There is something about her, that I just don't like, but I can't put my finger on it, but she totally bugs.

Britt: What the heck is a "food writer" is that different than a food critic? You really became a different woman when you and Brad did that commercial and you just jumped on him. You and your 90s bangs look like you are 12.

Chantal: I am surprised by you. I thought you would be a total mean girl starting tons of drama, but you seem to stay far away from it and make it clear to all the girls that you are here for one reason only...and what a great reason that is ;)

Emily: I still love you, but I have no idea why you haven't told him about your daughter yet. I think that is a big deal and could be a deal breaker (obviously not because Michelle is still here). But I feel you need to be honest about those types of things fast. But I hope you go far, because you are adorable!

Melissa: Wow. WOW. Thanks for you leaving your job and everything behind...You are a waitress. Really, that can't be hard to get one of those jobs again! You were crazy and caused lots of drama! You were 30 something and had to get on everyone for everything. So weird and so Creepy! Grow up and get a real job and a real life! Thank goodness he sent you home.

Michelle: you are CRAZY! It's so obvious how you work. Since you are from Utah, everyone knows about you. I have heard stories from people who know you, and none of them are good! I think he should have kicked you off when you had to be such a party pooper. How many times were you going to tell us that it was your 30th birthday! Who cares! You just keep pulling the helpless lady, and he keeps falling for it. You are crazy!

Raichel: I had a few issues with you. 1. All your outfits and your boobs hanging out everywhere 2. You had to put the "I" in your name 3. Your job, who would ever want to do that! Your tan is unreal, you look like you should be on the jersey shore. You were nice, but lets' be honest, just not right for Brad! He needs a little lady!