The Bachelor {episode 4}

• Michelle - I'm sure you hit yourself for attention, seriously as if we believe it was stress!
• By the 4th week there is always a helicopter ride, all these girls watch this show, why do they act surprised always. So annoying!!!
• I love Chantal O's curly hair and her fabulous watch
• On Brad and Chantal's 1-1 date when they were having their serious talk, they never once looked at each other, I felt like it was a little awkward!
• Who the heck is Stacey, you need to go home you filler! Her plaid tube was vomit.
• Why do they keep showing Michelle and talking to her, it makes me want to give her a matching black eye!
• Ashley H. - did you not realize that this show is all about sharing your man?
• Other Ashley - Whiney "I'm sorry" voice and wanting to give her a hug, that made me not like you very much anymore...too much work for a man like Brad
• Alli - you will never make it
• I loved Chantal O. and Michelles little scuff and how all the girls acted so awkward when Brad walked it. Please tell me that Brad noticed it!
• Britt - your intense blush and heart big earrings just make me think Napoleon dynamite
• Ashley - you and your HUGE forehead need to get over it and realize what you signed up for. Making the rose comment, I love that Brad put you on the spot and I hope he throws you off VERY SOON! You are annoying!
• Michelle, stop licking your lips!
• Is every new Bachelor going to have a therapist, what would Brad do without Jamie? Is he going to call him about every other moment that happens after the show?
• Lisa M. your big perm hair is crazy, you look 12. Why does he keep you on here?!
• Shwantel N. - at first I dissed on you because the way you look and you work with dead people, seems like a no personality type of job...but you have been upfront and honest and sweet with Brad, so I apologize and you are up on my list!
• Brad, stop playing therapist with everyone else, I think you have done WAY TO MUCH therapy!
• Emily - I love how you say "you are so sweet" obviously he totally loves you since he did do a re-date. Even though he put a blanket on a hard rock floor while you were in a MINI dress, not very smart! But you two are so adorable!